Fat and lazy i'm I!

Yes that’s right! Fat and lazy! That’s what I have to post. The ones, who know me, can contest! Well once this VT things blows over, I'll be back to posting again. Like anyone really reads this thing anyways. I pondered just giving up, but like everything in life, one has to finish what one started, and I feel I'm not finished yet! More people to piss off! I have had one comment since the start of this blog and it said I should watch what I say. I have decided that my vulgar language is a big part of me and that is why I say fuck that! Yes, fuck that and the very few like one person that actually reads anything that I type I have to say fuck, fuck, and fuck. That’s the beginning, the rest is the end...

Find the snake in Google’s pants and you could win!

This has nothing to do with the Google Snake drinking game online. It has to do with someone loosing there pet snake named Kaiser, while at work. An employee’s python went missing on the weekend in there Manhattan office. Search teams had to go googling all around for the snake and finally found it on Monday night. The snake was found behind a cabinet, I’m sure taking a nape since that place is so gargantuan.

I have a snake in my pants. I also have a pants party and everyone is invited Friday night! If your not there, your not in my pants. Google can try and find the snake in my pants if they like. Sending a search team might be fun as well as long as it’s a bunch of hot big breasted blondes that don’t speak any English. I know it’s ok to bring your bets to work if you work there, but I think there has to be a line drawn. I’m sure this snake being only 3 feet long would not kill you but nevertheless I would say keep that shit at home! My snake is 9 inches around, think about it!

Jesus and Satan battle for Honks!

A small business owner Claudette Soden in Naugatuck Connecticut, decided to put up a hand-painted sign asking passing cars to beep for Christ. Once the sign was put up a business next store that does tattoos decided to put a sign that says Honk twice for..followed by a red devil.

In the article the women seems a little upset about the sign and mentions that young children are going to see said sign and ask what is the Satan sign is all about? You know what I say, grow up lady. Kids see more bad things in the first ten minutes of news then they ever would from one sign. Also the business owner of the tattoo shop says that Satan is part of the bible. That woman should grow a vagina and put her sign to the test. Some people can’t take any competition.

Believe in Jesus!

Woman goes mental, nutty, and bonkers, on flight and punches pilot!

A flight headed to Honolulu was diverted to San Francisco because of a female passenger became a psycho crotch after being caught smoking in the lavatory. The one them hit the pilot after he left the cockpit to try and lend a hand with the disturbance.

She appeared to be out of her mind. Upset. Belligerent, isn’t this most females? I’m sure after dealing with that lunatic chick the pilot was like, “I have had it with these motherfucking snakes woman on this motherfucking plane!” I know I would! She sounds like a real catch or is that something you wouldn’t want to catch, like the clap or marriage. Either way you don’t want to catch it!

Google’s new Poop-WIFI! Shitty speed, good idea!

Google’s new FREE in-home wireless broadband service, Google TiSP 'Toilet Internet Service Provider'(BETA)! It works on your poo! I have some monster poo, so I’m sure I could generate free WIFI for even my neighbors, there neighbors, and so on and so on! I’ll be the first to say my shit stinks! I know a little late to write about this since its past April fools, but I couldn’t help it! My cock is the size of an elephants drunk, April fools! I’ve really never gotten the concept! Maybe next year!

I want to Wii..Wii! Bad!

Well, not really bad, but why not? Over at one of my favorite sites they are giving away a Wii if you mention there Wii giveaway on your site! So here it is, UNEASYSILENCE.COM! You guys rule! That one’s for free! I would like to win really bad and then I would rub my Wii really hard till I’m all Wii’d out! Not like that! You’re sick!
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An Uneasygiveaway! Yeah!

Man arrested for suspicion of urinating on a tree!

Tempe Arizona Police arrest a man for suspicion of urinating on a tree in public. There not really sure if he did but once he spit at the police they decided to take the tree’s word for it. What a dumb ass!