Man arrested for suspicion of urinating on a tree!

Tempe Arizona Police arrest a man for suspicion of urinating on a tree in public. There not really sure if he did but once he spit at the police they decided to take the tree’s word for it. What a dumb ass!

Forcing panda to watch porn, is it really forcing?

The Chiang Mai Zoo in Thailand is forcing a panda to watch porn in order for the panda to get in the mood so the bear can get a little action from his bear bitch Lin Hui. They say they show the video after hours not to startle tourists. It doesn’t explain what video they are using like Jenna Built for Speed or maybe the classic Debbie Does Dallas. Or maybe it’s just some bear on bear action with a little bear anal, maybe a bear blumpkin or perhaps an angry pirate. You never know about those horny panda’s. He's been watching it for the last three weeks! Yeah PORN!

Prime Minister Shinzo Abe denies that Japan forced women to work as sex slaves during World War II then rethinks about it and wishes they still did!

I’m just glad it not just our government that is in to deniability. It always feels better when you’re not alone. Of course just like our government when your pants are down our government goes and picks up some smelly pirate hookers and pays those bitches $100 each for Hot Carl’s. I could be wrong about that but I thought that’s what our government does? Apparently the Prime Ministers friends talked him into apologizing for having sex slaves back in World War II. He followed it up by saying he didn’t sleep with any of them, but would have liked to and that his government wasn’t responsible for them, but would like to get some sex slaves for himself sometime in the near future. Now this guys a thinker!