I often ponder what is hiding underneath the bush?

The all knowing and wise muff diver takes the plunge! Well what is Bush hiding? I know mammoth size balls underneath the bush are what he’s hiding! Doesn’t he always look like he’s hiding something? It must be that unmanageable hard on he gets when he starts asserting executive privilege to shield his aides from testifying before the Congress in the summary firings of eight U.S. attorneys! I know if I had that much power under my hood I would assert a lot of things. I would assert my man meat in your mouth! Nine inches around, think about it!

The British know there Alcohol and Tobacco!

So the British do some study about drugs. They classified harmful substances, based on the actual risks posed to society. We should test a few people I know, they seem to be an actual risk posed to society. They ranked alcohol and tobacco among the top 10 most dangerous substances! Heroin and cocaine were ranked most dangerous, which is hard to believe since most people that take them that very first time get addicted! I looked and I didn’t see Porn anywhere on the list, thank god! Then what would I do for fun? The British scientists heading up this investigation is named Nutt, with a name like that is he someone we should be trusting? Really, come on now! Maybe they should do less drugs during there research and maybe they wouldn’t find Ecstasy at the bottom of the list. It’s not like it causes confusion, sleep problems, anxiety, teeth clenching, blurred vision, Acne like rash, Brain damage, depression, addiction, Paranoia, Nausea, Chills and sweating, liver damage, and Aggression just to name a few. Well now that I think about it, I cause all of those as well!

Animal right activists need to smoke pot, not take crack!

Maybe it’s comparing apples to ass holes, but if my mother left me when I was young I would hope they wouldn’t have put me to sleep! Apparently animal right activists know a lot about animal rights, so much so they feel an abandoned polar bear is better off dead then raised by humans. I’m sure fucking glad that these people aren’t fucking rocket scientists; otherwise we would have never make it to the fucking moon! Oh, I get it! They are not pro life they are pro do whatever the fuck I want activist, whether it’s right or wrong. I guess killing isn’t always killing, but what the fuck do I know. Maybe there all just hunger for polar bear. If that’s the case then just fucking say so why don’t you! Let’s have a BBQ, I have never had polar bear before!

Stiff on plane and it wasn’t me this time!

What a great fucking joke, sticking a dead grandmother next someone sleeping on a long flight. Oh, what I wouldn’t give to see that. It’s like giving your good friend a blow up sheep as a gift to him and his new wife on there wedding day! Ok maybe not as good, it doesn’t take much to get one of those sheep but to come up with a dead grandmother might be harder to find. Maybe I don’t look in the right places. The women died on a nine hour flight, can you blame her. Fuck, nine hours on a flight! Eat, sleep, fuck, shit, or die. What else would you do?

U.S has head in hole when it comes to climate consensus!

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