I often ponder what is hiding underneath the bush?

The all knowing and wise muff diver takes the plunge! Well what is Bush hiding? I know mammoth size balls underneath the bush are what he’s hiding! Doesn’t he always look like he’s hiding something? It must be that unmanageable hard on he gets when he starts asserting executive privilege to shield his aides from testifying before the Congress in the summary firings of eight U.S. attorneys! I know if I had that much power under my hood I would assert a lot of things. I would assert my man meat in your mouth! Nine inches around, think about it!