How to miss place your Billion-Dollar U.S. Sub and 140 of it’s crew!

Billion-Dollar U.S. Sub disappears overnight!

How the fuck do you loose a sub? Not sure but lets ask the U.S. Navy, how the fuck you loose Billion-Dollar sub. They say they lost communication with the sub and that caused all the craziness. USS San Juan first lost communications at 7 p.m. Tuesday and was finally re-established by 5 a.m. today. The 140 semen were too busy beating each other off that they didn’t even notice the situation evolving on the surface. So the moral is, next time you want to loose something call the U.S. Navy. They can loose anything no matter how big or small.