FDA says Pills are causing the shitty drivers!

FDA says ALL prescription sleeping pills MAY SOMETIMES cause sleep-driving!

Doesn’t that seem just a little vague? What the fuck? Sleep-driving is a big problem apparently. They won’t tell us how big but I seem to dream about making out with chicks while driving around in my pretend BMW while riding naked on a white horse while eating a sub made from subway only on Tuesdays. Do you follow? It comes down to someone trying to save there ass. A Patrick Kennedy, who crashed his car and made up some story about prescription drugs to get out of a little trouble he might have gotten into with the law. This neurology chief Dr. Russell Katz says it’s very rare, but what the fuck does this guy know. It’s not like he’s some Director of Neuropharmacological Drug Products for the Food and Drug Administration or something. At least he was in 2005. Whatever, Patrick Kennedy says it’s a problem, and that’s what counts!